Whee! Aren't children such fun animals ? So far today my daughter has managed to empty a cup of water over her bed (after first moving the plastic mattress protector out of the way, of course), and then to use half a bottle of baby oil to smear over herself, the floor, several items of clothing, etc.
Consequentially, she is now supposedly lying in bed, but since I can hear noises, I think maybe I should go investigate....